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  • MAKING A SCENE

    Kids Toys photographed for these adult scenes to express our modern day world's complex themes:

    EXAMPLES OF LIMITED EDITION PRINTS PRICED DEPENDANT ON SIZE

    £700-£5000

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    PLANTING
    PIK
    CASHED
    TOILET
    VIOLENCE
    WARLD
    XXX
    YOU CALL ME SASHIMI BUT MY NAME IS FRED

    YOU CALL ME SASHIMI BUT MY NAME IS FRED

    £500.00 - £1,500.00
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    EDITION OF 200
    PLANTING PERSUASION SERIES


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    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: TAKE 25

    BEST FRIENDS FOREVER: TAKE 25

    £1,000.00 - £5,000.00
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    LIMITED RARE EDITION OF 5
    ARTRAGEOUS XXX SERIES

    Winnie & Piglet have decided to capitalise their friendship on set.
    These are the moments not to forget!
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    TRUMP KING OF DEMOCRACY

    TRUMP KING OF DEMOCRACY

    £700.00
    If you are a fan this is likely believed, in his own mind its whats perceived... in any case its what seems to have been achieved.
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    EGGSISTENTIAL CRISIS

    EGGSISTENTIAL CRISIS

    £500.00 - £1,500.00
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    VAIN-GLORIOUS SERIES

    Eggsistential crisis was it the chicken or the egg?
    One thing we know is neither wants to be dead.
    Don't we all want to serve our purpose and keep our fragile head!?





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    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING

    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING

    £1,000.00
    CASHED OUT SERIES
    EDITION OF 200
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    HAVE YOU SEEN MY MAMMA?

    HAVE YOU SEEN MY MAMMA?

    £500.00
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    ALMOST POP ART

    ALMOST POP ART

    £500.00
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    WARLORD SCULPTURE

    WARLORD SCULPTURE

    £2,000.00
    SCULPTURE
    CASHED OUT SERIES
    The sculpture of sculptures!

    Presented on a hand crafted marble base with flush lead infill inscription.
    All encased and housed within a removable,optical-observatory grade acrylic blown dome that's seated within a carved groove giving maximum slotting satisfaction.
    For your viewing and tangible pleasure.

    The Warlord holds the golden spoils of his gains.
    The pile of cash symbolising the world upon which he reigns.
    The apex of his ambition;
    Aristocracy or is it all a hypocrisy?

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    BATSHIT CRAZY

    BATSHIT CRAZY

    £500.00
    TOILET HUMOUR SERIES

    Caught right in his crazy act
    he's batshit-crazy thats a fact!
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    PIK ME UP (BARBIE)

    PIK ME UP (BARBIE)

    £500.00 - £2,000.00
    PIK A DAY OUT SERIES
    LIMITED EDITION OF 25
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    WHY DID WE CHOOSE CARS!?!

    WHY DID WE CHOOSE CARS!?!

    £500.00
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    HAZARDOUS; COVID TEST

    HAZARDOUS; COVID TEST

    £500.00 - £1,500.00
    Take care not to get the dreaded virus!

    TOILET HUMOUR SERIES
    EDITION OF 100
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    CAPITALISM TAKING THE MICK

    CAPITALISM TAKING THE MICK

    £500.00 - £2,000.00
    Capitalism will come for us all
    It'll devour the big and the small.

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    EDITION OF 100

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    WINTER IS COMING

    WINTER IS COMING

    £500.00
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    I CHOOSE RICH SCULPTURE

    I CHOOSE RICH SCULPTURE

    £2,000.00
    LIMITED EDITION WOLF OF WALL STREET SCULPTURE

    Holding his pen; sell this to me!
    I choose rich over poor so I can be free!

    Presented on a hand crafted marble base with flush lead infill inscription.
    All encased and housed within a removable,optical-observatory grade acrylic blown dome that's seated within a carved groove giving maximum slotting satisfaction.
    For your viewing and tangible pleasure.
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    SWING-A-LONG

    SWING-A-LONG

    £3,000.00 - £6,000.00
    A moment shared between friends.

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    ARTRAGEOUS XXX SERIES

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    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING 2

    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING 2

    £1,000.00
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    EDITION OF 200
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    I FOUND NEMO

    I FOUND NEMO

    £2,000.00
    Oh no looks like its too late!
    Here is Nemo on your plate!

    PLANTING PERSUASION SERIES
    LIMITED RARE EDITION OF 10


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    WAR LORD

    WAR LORD

    £2,000.00
    OUR LITTLE WARLD SERIES
    LIMITED RARE EDITION OF 10
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  • MAKING A SCENE

    Kids Toys photographed for these adult scenes to express our modern day world's complex themes:

    EXAMPLES OF LIMITED EDITION PRINTS PRICED DEPENDANT ON SIZE

    £700-£5000

    MY NAME IS FRED NOT SASHIMI

    MY NAME IS FRED NOT SASHIMI

    'BEST FRIENDS FOREVER' TAKE 2

    'BEST FRIENDS FOREVER' TAKE 2

    THIS IS A REAL TOY

    THIS IS A REAL TOY

    HAVING A BALL

    HAVING A BALL

    MINIMATRIX

    MINIMATRIX

    THATS ALL FOLKS

    THATS ALL FOLKS

    WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE

    WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE

    WHO NEEDS CLEAN WATER?

    WHO NEEDS CLEAN WATER?

    TAWT I TAW A TANK

    TAWT I TAW A TANK

    AMERICAN ELEMENTARY 101

    AMERICAN ELEMENTARY 101

    IS CAPITALISM TAKING THE MICK?

    IS CAPITALISM TAKING THE MICK?

    A LITTLE PIK ME UP

    A LITTLE PIK ME UP

    ALMOST POP ART

    ALMOST POP ART

    TRUMP KING OF DEMOCRACY

    TRUMP KING OF DEMOCRACY

    SWING-A-LONG

    SWING-A-LONG

    THE COLONELS CAGE

    THE COLONELS CAGE

    ONE COCK RING TO RULE THEM ALL

    ONE COCK RING TO RULE THEM ALL

    FOX'S REVENGE

    FOX'S REVENGE

    EGGSISTENTIAL CRISIS

    EGGSISTENTIAL CRISIS

    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING

    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING

    THE DREADED VIRUS

    THE DREADED VIRUS

    HAVE YOU SEEN MY MAMA?

    HAVE YOU SEEN MY MAMA?

    BAT-SHIT CRAZY

    BAT-SHIT CRAZY

    THE GENIE'S BIG WISH

    THE GENIE'S BIG WISH

    WHY DID WE CHOOSE CARS!?

    WHY DID WE CHOOSE CARS!?

    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING

    KNIGHTS IN SHINING BRANDING

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Prints can be custom sized for your viewing pleasure so on all walls you can them treasure!

Poems can be listened to or read on any device - tap your feet to something nice.

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